Simanaitis Says

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CELEBRATING CHITTY-BANG-BANGS

WITH ALL the World War I reflections going on, I offer a celebration of its surplus aero engines. Specifically, three of these huge powerplants powered Chitty-Bang-Bang I, II and III, … Continue reading

July 9, 2014 · Leave a comment

MUROC MADCAPS

MUROC DRY LAKE, in the high desert about 100 miles north of Los Angeles, has a rich history in motor sport. Here are a few of my favorite Muroc madcaps, … Continue reading

July 6, 2014 · 1 Comment

A PILOT’S VIEW, EPISODE 3

THE FIRST airline passengers were as hearty as their pilots, both residing in open cockpits. But maybe wind in the face wasn’t a necessary part of the experience. And before … Continue reading

July 5, 2014 · Leave a comment

SPEAKING UP-COUNTRY SWAHILI

WHAT WITH Rosetta Stone© and related foreign-language learning methodologies, there are multiple paths to Swahili. However, for those into Karen Blixen’s Out of Africa, Kenya’s Muthaiga Country Club and the … Continue reading

July 3, 2014 · 2 Comments

MY MAYBACH—WELL, ALMOST

I CAME close to owning a Maybach 57, the Millennium’s Über-S-Class of automobiles. In retrospect, maybe not that close. But the tale touches on museum-worthy arts and crafts, mobile superiority and … Continue reading

July 1, 2014 · 3 Comments

GUIDE(S) TO PARIS

“PARIS, THE capital of France, may justly be termed the centre of the whole pleasure seeking world…” And for the armchair traveller, there’s nothing better than a stack of Paris … Continue reading

June 29, 2014 · Leave a comment

MAKE BIG AUTO BUCKS WITHOUT SELLING CARS

GOVERNMENT SCHEMES can give rise to curious marketing anomalies. For instance, it’s possible within the auto industry to make big bucks without selling cars. This reminds me of an adage … Continue reading

June 27, 2014 · 1 Comment

PETER HELCK—THE ENTHUSIAST’S ARTIST

MANY ARTISTS have specialized in automobiles, but few with the enthusiasm of Peter Helck. How many other American artists traveled Europe to cover motor racing? How many were commissioned by … Continue reading

June 25, 2014 · 1 Comment

ON BILINGUAL TROLLEY ACCIDENTS

DO OUR morals depend on which language we’re speaking? Can something be ethically acceptable in a second language, but not in our native tongue? Researchers in cognitive sciences say “yes,” … Continue reading

June 24, 2014 · 2 Comments

SCHMID LSR CRACKS 800 KM/H AT BONNEVILLE

VIRTUALLY, THE Land Speed Record car of Leopold F. Schmid has achieved its design goal of 800 km/h, 497 mph or 432 knots. I include this third equivalent unit because … Continue reading

June 23, 2014 · Leave a comment