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WADDINGTON’S WAR      PART 2

YESTERDAY WE LEARNED OF THE ALLIES’ SECRET WW II WEAPON—the game of Monopoly fitted out with escape aids for POWs. Today we continue with details from a variety of sources. … Continue reading

March 2, 2025 · 1 Comment

WADDINGTON’S WAR     PART 1 

“CRIKEY!” SAID THE BRITISH WW II POW, “I’ve just landed on Regent St. and it has a hotel!” He also recognized that his escape plans were enhanced by this Monopoly … Continue reading

March 1, 2025 · 2 Comments

DOGE FLUNKS ARITHMETIC 

THE DEPARTMENT OF GOVERNMENT EFFICIENCY (sic) recently posted a “wall of receipts” claiming it had already saved the federal government $55 billion. What with a math Ph.D. and all, I … Continue reading

February 28, 2025 · 3 Comments

BULLOCKS WILTSHIRE—IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT.

I CONTINUE TO BE SAVORING Raymond Chandler’s The Big Sleep, the Annotated version. Like an eager Bible student, I’m reading portions of it repeatedly seeking new tidbits about Los Angeles … Continue reading

February 27, 2025 · 3 Comments

WOULD YOU BUY A USED (OR NEW) CAR FROM THIS MAN?

I DON’T RECALL ELON MUSK (aka “The Chainsaw Wielder”) being on any ballots. Yet he has become BBF of the guy who won by a mere 1.5 percent of the … Continue reading

February 26, 2025 · 3 Comments

“IT AIN’T WHA’CHA SAYS, IT’S HOW YOU SAYS IT”

“THAT CROONER,” THE FEMALE HUMPBACK CONFESSES, “melts my heart.”  “The complexity of humpback whale songs is suspected to attract females for mating.” Image by D. Parer and E. Parer-Cook in … Continue reading

February 25, 2025 · 1 Comment

DIGITAL OVERLOAD—TWO BOOKS (HOW QUAINT BUT EFFECTIVE)

JENNIFER SZALAI’S “How Big Tech Mined Our Attention and Broke Our Politics” appeared in The New York Times Book Review (alas, perhaps behind a paywall). Yet it contains tidbits well … Continue reading

February 24, 2025 · 3 Comments

H.L. MENCKEN REVISITED    PART 2

LET’S CONTINUE ENJOYING the acerbic wit of H.L. Mencken. One excellent source of this is his Chrestomathy, (from the Greek adjective chrēstos, “useful,” and the verb manthanein, “to learn), now in its second edition. … Continue reading

February 23, 2025 · 1 Comment

H.L. MENCKEN REVISITED     PART 1

I’VE ALREADY SHARED MY FAVORITE H.L. MENCKEN line: “Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.” Another equally … Continue reading

February 22, 2025 · 2 Comments

THE EMPEROR’S NEW CASH

WITH RESPECTFUL APPRECIATION OF Keiserens Nye Klæder by Hans Christian Andersen. Hans Christian Andersen (1805-1875) was a Danish author. Although a prolific writer of plays, travelogues, novels, and poems, he is best … Continue reading

February 21, 2025 · 3 Comments